August 18

 

On this date in 1955 Hurricane Diane arrived ashore

near Wilmington, NC and drove toward New England

on a killing spree.

 

I wonder how women named Diane felt about having

a murderous storm named after them. I’m guessing fewer

babies were named Diane in 1956.

 

In 1979 the first male hurricane was born. I don’t know

how they tell the difference, but it only seems fair

that men share the blame.

 

I have a step-brother Andrew who suspiciously

shares the name of the hurricane that tried

to wipe us out when I lived in West Palm Beach.

 

Now a sheriff’s deputy in North Carolina,

Andrew lives with Elaine who

has a 1974 hurricane namesake.

His mother Marie (2008, no landfall)

married my Dad (Richard, 2010 pending)

in 1987 (see Hurricane Emily, my step-sister).

 

I’ll be in trouble if I don’t mention my other step-sister

Rebecca (1968, off the coast of Mexico).

She battles MS and refuses to evacuate when

the storms come, and they come often.

 

My Dad married Frances (2004, Category 2, Florida)

in 1957 (see Audrey, Category 4)

and in 1960 (Donna, holds Category 3 duration record)

I was born Ramon (1987, winds up to 120 knots)

 

The internet says and I quote, “After peaking,

Ramon turned to the northwest and steadily weakened.”

I find myself feeling a little defensive about that statement.

The report goes on to say that the heaviest rainfall

was confined to southern California, the post ending with,

“Ramon's impact elsewhere, if any, is unknown.”

 

Well damn, how would you like that

etched on your tombstone?

I know hurricanes are violent, 

and as selfish and uncaring as it may sound,

I want a second chance.

 

-- rLp --

Comments

[Genjones]

Fascinating and intriguing!! I think if there were to be a "Genevieve," it would have be a Tornado or Tsunami!! lol...I feel quite sure that "Ramon" Presson's impact is well-known and wide spread! :o)